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Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 10:28:00 - [1] Hey guys, pssst. I'm at work. When i /look i see lots of toner boxes. Some shelves with webcams, printers. And then i see the coffee machine. I also notice the entry to the hangar and exit out of this place. Help me find awesomeness. (hint: roleplaying)
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 10:41:00 - [2] >inventory I have my cellphone and a pen. > Coffee machine is working and has coffee ready. There is no sign of Swiss miss. > Toner box fort built. Webcams set up for security.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 10:49:00 - [3] Coffee rations masterplan failed. Fort has crubmled. I now have multiple phallic like images drawn on my face.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 10:54:00 - [4] Originally by: Benco97 >remove shirt >tie shirt around head >wield toner cartridge >assault co-workers (I think my work here is done) No co-workers within range. either doors are starting to appeal to me.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 11:07:00 - [5] Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 11:06:36 Originally by: Shameless Avenger Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47 > Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer) > Train soldiers > Assign soldiers to fort Fort has been reduced to toner-box-rubble. Report: Man riding segway spottet through the window.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 11:31:00 - [6] Window masterplan failed. Mysterious fly fell from the ceiling with a light bump when touching the paper tray. Too scared to approach. The toner hit the pant on the shelf and it fell to the floor.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 11:45:00 - [7] I proceeded through the exit. /look > I'm standing on a street 3 towering buildings behind me, and a valley wich floods on high tide in front of me. Assaulted segway man. Segway man ran down the slopes and fell, i lost sight of him. I have now mounted segway. Both ends of the street lead upwards past the towering buildings on to another street.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 11:54:00 - [8] T intersection ahead. Left leads to multiple car dealerships and repair shops. Right leads to multiple car dealerships, restaurants and grocery shops.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 12:08:00 - [9] Went right. I now see a classy burger joint, a sloppy burger joint with dirty hambeasts in line and a pub. There is also a seafood shop with a stuffed icebear nearby. And a domino's. Called dealership and reported bombthreat. Dealership man ran out on the street and collapsed, he is now having constant spasms and twitches.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 12:19:00 - [10] Originally by: Shameless Avenger >Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money 2000$ and Jaguar taken, Segway packed inside back of jaguar.

Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 13:40:00 - [11] Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50 >Get webcam >Setup webcam >Remove clothing >Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude >put clothes back on >exit building Time machine not detected. Car radio is on, random music channel playing Timbaland - The way i are.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 14:04:00 - [12] Originally by: Lok Ta'car > roll down windows > drive to dance club > pick up girls I drove downtown with windows rolled down. I picked up a girl, she's screaming and kicking and her mother is begging me to have mercy on her daughter. What should i do now?
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 14:28:00 - [13] Pen is now firmly stuck in girl's eyeball. I have recieved a black eye from her mother's RIGHTIOUS fury. I have stolen a banana from the nearest grocery. I enter a sweaty, barn smelling burger joint and point the banana at the asian lady behind the counter and shout "This is a raid!" Asian lady runs back, puts all raw meat in a plastic bag and hands to me. Fat guy in the corner has a heart attack. I switfly run out of burger joint with bag full of raw burgers and a splash of mayo. Could not consume banana in single bite. Proceeding with former plans with the banana sticking out of my mouth. I am now standing outside burger join with no police in sight. I can go down towards the main shopping street. I can go up towards main clubbing area. Or i can go forward towards the bank and a mini-mall.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 14:48:00 - [14] Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 14:49:08 Found dance club with bouncer. Attempted to throw sloppy banana at him but it had turned into goo. Goo splattered on his face and into his eyes. He was not knocked out but blinded. Continued attempts to knock him out with hamburgers resulted in him slipping on mayo burger. He is now laying on the ground with a bleeding headwound. Proceeding into dance club. Looting bouncer: Cellphone, keyes, bouncer ID badge, 65$ and a wallet.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 15:37:00 - [15] Multiple girls approached me at the club tonight. I had 2 beers, then i had 4 shots of tequila. Then i danced. Then i had another beer, and some vodka. Then i woke up with a major headache. I see fences everywhere around the small grassy area i woke up in. There's a Panda and her cub hiding in the corner of the small area, and there are parts of what looks like used to be 4 goats. There also seems to be a crashed helicopter on the fence, i can likely get out of there that way. I still have my cellphone, one hamburger in my underwear and my segway is lying on the grass beside me, but it's pink now. What should i do.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 15:57:00 - [16] Originally by: Luffy Sama > use seegway to drive over the cub > if it still lives, kill it with fire > drive to helicopter > lift segway over fence > climb over fence > look around I have been mauled and barely crippled over the fence leaving my segway behind. The cub died :D Sweet victory.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 16:07:00 - [17] Originally by: Samuel Carthage Edited by: Samuel Carthage on 02/07/2007 16:01:55 > skin bear and use hide as clothing, claim yourself as an (asian) viking. Righteous bear body armor equipped. Added the claws to my hands for good measures. Accidentally consumed some blood from the dead panda cub and went into a bloodlusting frenzy and mowed down some innocent people. They all spoke something i thought was russian.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 20:32:00 - [18] I drop my pants. All efforts to do anything else fail miserably. I drop to the ground and fall asleep. Now i wake up at the hospital. The doors to my room are closed and there is nobody in sight.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 21:16:00 - [19] Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 21:23:01 Originally by: Shameless Avenger >inventory Nothing in inventory. However my bloody pants are on the table, in them are: My cellphone, a piece of paper with 16 different phone numbers and 16 different names after each one. 15 of them are girls. There is also a used ticket to legoland (dk) and a VIP pass for two to funker vogt concert in germany, wich are in two days. Further examination: There is a new suit hanging by the screen wich covers my bed and i have some device on my wrist with the word "Cougar bank" printed on it, it looks like a watch but defenately isn't one. Oh and my left pinky toe is missing.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.02 23:26:00 - [20] Originally by: Deschenus Maximus >PICK UP cellphone >call guy, mention you not wearing pants at the moment >invite to concert He says he will gladly come but he doesn't have money to get over to germany. (I vaguely remember the jaguar from some time ago. Don't know how long it has been,)

Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.03 00:10:00 - [21] Originally by: PKlavins > Phone the girls and invite them to the concert > You discover a mysterious mayo-covered chinese symbol in the ground...10 meters by 10 metres big. After an hour of phoning girls i get them rounded up. They gather the money from the jaguar and are ready to get themselves from UK to Germany. mmmm... mayo. What about my wrist thing.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.03 09:39:00 - [22] I stand up, put on my pants and walk out into the hallway. It's a busy hospital and one of the nurses takes me back into my little room. There's one window but it's on the 3rd floor. There are 3empty beds with sheets. table by each and a screen to cover each bed. What should i do.
Mystic Tomato	Posted - 2007.07.03 12:02:00 - [23] Originally by: Wackofuddy3 Tie the bedsheets together to make a makeshift rope...using this rope go out into the hallway and strangle the nurse to death for getting in your way, pick up her rectal thermometer and watch then move on stealthily through the building. I got the nurse into the empty room and strangled her with the bedsheets. In panic i hid the corpse under the bed. I'm now proceeding down to the lobby. There's really nothing interesting in the lobby, just 2 seats, a coke vendor and a reception. I head outside.

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